On the fourth night of Chanuka,I did not buy for you...

It’s day four. Half-past Channukah. What didn’t you get last night?

Dear S-I-L: Last night* I did not buy you:

Adult sized super hero pajamas.

This adult-sized footed, full body pajama suit would fit you, so I don’t have that excuse. 

It zips. 

Yes, it has a cape.

WHY, you ask, oh WHY, did I not buy this for you?

Well, there was Batman (pictured above). And there was Superman.

But no Spiderman.

And (not to give away any secret identities) I knew you had to be Spiderman. So no sale.

*I actually was at the store last night not-buying it for you!