Saturday, December 20, 2014

On the fifth night of Channuka, I did not buy for you...

On the fifth night of Hannuka, I didn't buy you this:


Quadruple Michaelangelos!

That's right! These are life-sized TEEN AGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! These are heroes in a half shell! Turtle power!

Look closely! Do you see nunchaku by his feet?

HOW could I turn away from this opportunity?

Two reasons*:
1. Not enough pizza
2. Even though there are FOUR- there is only ONE. Only the lonely Michaelangelo. That's it. No Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo. No April! No Splinter! How can I have one lonely Michaelangelo, bereft of all his pals?

On the plus side, I didn't see Shredder.

* Okay, three reasons. Because, $69.99. Seriously?

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