It's freshman year in a very liberal, progressive college and my son is taking a course that teaches about Shakespeare.
The professor says: many of you may not realize that to "die" in Shakespeare's time had another meaning.
My son's hand goes up.
The professor: Yes?
My son: I know what it also means.
The professor (indulgent): Oh, you do?
My son: Yes. It means to experience sexual climax.
The professor (surprised): Why yes it does! Where did you learn that?
My son: From my mommy.
(I feel certain he didn't say "mommy" but it is much funnier that way.)
1 comment:
Do we have to draw you a picture, professor?
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