Well, I had to think about it. There are a few wrap-ups that I didn't wrap up for you.
I didn't buy for you this:
I didn't buy this for you, because I have some concerns. We did have an adult beverage theme going for a while, but even though it's an electric wine bottle opener, it might be confusing with the "One simple switch with up/down functions" and the "opener penetrates cork"... and the distracting booty in the background...possibility for misdirection.
Also the foil cutter... which brings me to another gift I didn't buy for you:
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Spiral cut your dog? Slice the salami?
NO!
On the topic of food (we were talking about food, right?), I also did not buy you this:
Make these delicious campfire treats over STERNO? The point of 'SMORES is outdoors! Nature! Crackling fire! Wood smoke!
Not sterno chemical smell and a plastic graham and marshmallow dispenser indoors!
That's it for this year. Chanukah is over, and there is no 'smore.
1 comment:
Zayde Ken says --- Eight hilarious nights of non-gift giving! Booty in the background?? Misdirection?? Too funny! I am sure DD is already looking forward to next year's non-gifts........
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