On the fourth night of Chanukah, I did not buy for you...

 The fourth night of Chanukah was Sunday night. Yes, I am behind. So it goes.

There are so many holiday crafts. I know you've been painting. So, I did not buy you a kit to paint your pet. 

Because I wasn't sure, you see, if you should paint your pet:

 

 

Or, if you should paint your pet:

Either way, I've seen your dog, and it would take a lot of paint.

So,  I did not buy it for you.

Seen above: Grateful unpainted dog.