On the seventh night of Chanukah, I did not buy for you...
This is a dog lick pet distraction. You mount this in your shower/ bath, smear it with peanut butter, and it keeps your dog distracted while you give him a bath.
That's the theory.
First of all, I'm not buying you this because I don't like things stuck on my bathroom tiles, with smears of anything, let alone smears of something the color and consistency of p-
Peanut butter. We'll go with that.
Let's take another look. First, look at the icons on the left. I think that top diagram looks like a bear in the bathtub. The bottom circle looks like Scissors vs Scorpion.
Look at the text beneath each drawing.
Take a Bath Quickly.
Cutting Dog Hair Quickly.
Nail Clipper Quickly.
I'm thinking whatever happens, it better happen fast.
Finally, looking at the adorable spokes-pup for the product- that pooch does not look happy or distracted.
And the smear...
Nope. Not buying it.
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