On the sixth night of Chanukah, I did not give to you...

On the sixth night, let us celebrate the homey items that I'm not giving you.

For instance, last year I did not give to you SOCKS.

To expand upon that, tonight I will not give to you SUSHI SOCKS.

These are socks. For real. See?

These are also socks:

As are these:

I do love pizza, and I know that you do, too. I do love donuts, and I know you do, too. I love (some) sushi, and I know you love (more) sushi.

I'm not giving you these.

No need to encourage any of us to put our foot in our mouth any more than we currently do.