2019/5780 On the third night of Chanukah, I did not give to you...

Hi! Did you miss me?

I've been traveling, so... I am have gotten a bit behind in what I'm not giving you.

Since I'm behind, this is what I did not give you on the third night of Chanukah:

This is a tissue dispenser. The tissues come out of a cat's ass.

See? I told you I was behind!

This gift is clearly not the cat's pajamas.

While I am not giving you this gift, I will nevertheless gift you with poetry.

'Tis the season when often you do
Find the need for a new clean tissue
Yet these give you paws,
With or without claws,
For who needs an ass for Achoo?