On the second night of Chanukah, I did not give to you...

There is something of a tradition on night number #2.  Last year, I reviewed the Second Night of Chanukah gifts.

Because- Number 2.

So, I'll continue the tradition. Because it's NUMBER TWO, I'm not giving you two gifts.

First, there is this:

This is a Paint-a-Poo. It includes THREE MARKERS! To color your POO!

Well, actually not YOUR poo. It's a vinyl poo, that you may individualize. Much as it grieves me, I will not be encouraging your Poopy-Picasso impulses. Sorry.

Then, I will also not give give you this:

This is a coffee mug. It holds more than 12 ounces! 

You LOVE coffee! (As do I!) WHY am I not giving you this?

In honor of night 2, there are two reasons:

1. I have been informed YOU HAVE ENOUGH COFFEE MUGS, THANK YOU!

2. I will not be responsible for you becoming (more of) a potty-mouth.

You're welcome.