On the eighth night of Chaunkah, I did not give to you...

Last night, we lit all 8 candles on the menorah.

It's a beautiful sight.

Our holiday, and our vacation, are coming to an end for now.

Soon we must return to our regular, work-a-day life, with all the stress that entails.

You may need a stress-reliever. Many people use fidget spinners.

Batman fidget spinner? Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- NOT ONE!

Or fidget with poop?

Nope. Not even on night number TWO.

Truth be told, fidget spinners annoy me. So, not giving you these.

Another way to work out your stress? Maybe stress balls? The classic stress balls:

Or stress balls that REALLY express (and expel) the stress:

However, after searching long and hard, I've found it!



Here's the stress reliever that I am not giving you:

These are NiceBalls stress relieving balls. Or, to give them their proper name, Testicle Stress balls.  As the promo states:

Lean back, play with your balls and feel as the stress leaves your body! Niceballs are the scrotum-shaped stress ball that is both nice to grab and to squeeze! It attaches to the underside of a tabletop with a suction - perfect to have within reach at work as your stress levels creep up! 

 
Really? Under-table suction?

Perhaps more discrete, on another site:

niceballs dangle beneath your desk so you can discretely de-stress.

I think my definition of discretely and their definition of discretely may be different.

I am not getting you this.

Sack this idea. I'm not a nut-case.