On the [blank] night of Chanukah, I did not give to you (part 4 of 8)

As I may have mentioned, these gifts that I do not give you, dear SIL, are gifts that I seek all year long. The gift for the fourth night is one that I found months ago.

At a truck stop.

(Don't judge me. Bargains are where you find them.)

On the fourth night of Chanukah, I did not give to you:

This is a set of shot glasses,that look like trash bins. As stated, they are for getting trashed.

And, you are not getting them.

Because, I'm familiar with all three of these styles of trash bins. And without exception, a few times going bottoms up, and they are tipsy.

Seriously, these trash bins lose their wheels. The bottom falls out. And then, you can't get rid of them (have you ever TRIED to throw away a trash bin?).

I fear a similar fate for trash-bin-shot-glasses.

Not something I would wish for you.

PS: I also did not give you this:

Shot glasses for getting bombed. Also at a truck stop. These look awkward. Hard to handle. You do NOT want to drop the bomb.