For instance: Last year, we made a road trip to Alabama in January. We stopped at a lot of truck stops. Would you believe, at nearly every truck stop, I was able to find something not to buy you!
Truly.
So, on the second night of Chanukah this year (although I'm very late in posting) I actually didn't buy this for you almost a year early!
Truly!
Why didn't I buy these colorful sugar skulls for you? Because it's the wrong holiday? NO! Because it's the wrong culture? NO! WE EMBRACE DIVERSITY!
No. It's because they lied to me.
The sign says: AUTHENTIC SUGAR SKULLS.
They aren't sugar. They are ceramic. I checked.
Never, ever, will I give you authentic sugar skulls that are not authentic.
However, I will not-give them to you, for the second night of Chanukah. Truly.
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