Friday, December 30, 2016

On the [blank] night of Chanukah, I did not give to you...

The 2016 edition is definitely the latest edition of this tradition yet. It's the SEVENTH night of Chanukah, ALREADY, and I have YET to not-give you your FIRST night gift.

[Insert excuses here]

On the assumption that later IS better than never, here goes:

On the First Night of Chanukah, I did not give to you:


What's not to like? It's super-hero soap! Fun foam!


They even give a nod to the ladies with Wonder Woman:




Except that- really? Do you want someone vomiting you clean? Even if it's a super-hero?


What I DEFINITELY didn't give you:



Rudolph, the snot-nosed reindeer. Because, that would blow.

No comments: