Fourth night- the midway point!
On the fourth night of Chanukah I did not buy for you:
These are a full dozen itty bitty rubber chickens. A dozen! Just like you buy EGGS!
I'm a fan of rubber chickens, actually. They are funny. I have one in my basement right now.
Everyone should have a rubber chicken!
So why wouldn't I buy this for you?
I'm sure there are many reasons, but basically it boils down to the fact that these biddies are itty bitty.
Teeny tiny itty bitty biddies. If you had one in your pocket, you could reach for your keys and accidentally choke the chicken!
Let's face it, for these particular peckers, size matters.
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