Welcome to the second night of Chanukah! Night Number TWO! Night number two has traditionally been themed in this recurring blog series around... Number Two.
In keeping with tradition, I am not buying you this:
This toilet tissue is ULTRA STRONG, so it should stand up to your crappiest day.
It's apparently the Meijer* store brand, so it's economical**.
It's SIX double rolls - equal to TWELVE regular rolls***!
Best of all, it is THC infused to calm your ass down. Instead of rolling papers, it's rolls of paper.
So why not buy it?
1. It's a store brand. When I don't-buy for you, I don't-buy the top of the line!
2. I'm not saying you need to calm your ass down. You make that assessment yourself.
3. I may need to calm my own ass down. I may keep this.
4. That is, if I can find it. The truth is, I have not seen this product at my local Meijer store. I strongly suspect some AI is having some fun with us. I need to go to the "library" to get to the "bottom" of this. Although, this product from the Brits seems legit- but is out of stock (and also out of THC- just CBD, just saying)-
So- on night number two, clean up, calm down, light up...
YOUR MENORAH! Light up your MENORAH!
* Do you even have Meijer in your neck of the woods? Is it just a Michigan thing?
** Since this is a store brand- which is usually the equivalent of generic, right?- what is the national brand? Why have I not heard of this before?
*** Except - are there even regular rolls anymore? I feel like all I see on shelves are double rolls.
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