It's night five! The fifth!
There is also a tradition for the fifth night... something involving a fifth... or ways to imbibe from a fifth...
So on the fifth night of Chanukah, I did not buy for you...
Violin decanter for a spirited fifth
This lovely decanter is just the thing for your fifth of whiskey, or bourbon, or other fine spirits.
I'm not buying this for you, on the fifth night, for the following reasons (take note):
The violin holds 1000 milliliters. A fifth is 750 milliliters. When you pour in your fifth, it looks like you got shorted. Is the violin 3/4 full or 1/4 empty? Or is it in 3/4 time?
The decanter is described as elegant, like a proper violin. Somehow, fine bourbon or whiskey puts me more in mind of a lively fiddle than an elegant violin- but, poe-TAY-toe, poe-TAH-toe, amiright?
After describing the fine craftsmanship and elegance of the decanter, the add goes on to say "its tuning peg functions as a leak-tight cap that you can remove to pour yourself a drink or chug straight from the glass violin."
Chugging? From your violin's NECK?
Even though this decanter is described as perfect for your friends who love music and drinking, and I know you love music and drinking, I'm not buying it.
If you still want to try a spirited fifth with the violin, don't fret- try this instead:
No strings attached.
1 comment:
"Don't fret" ;-) nice
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