On the seventh night of Chanukah, I did not buy for you...

 I'm late, I know, I apologize. 

I thought I'd have time between grading papers and wrapping gifts and grating potatoes for latkes, but I clearly overestimated my time management skills.

Sorry about that.

This what I did not buy for you YESTERDAY. Last night. Night 7.

This is the Gotta GO Flamingo. Its neck wiggles when you feed it. It repeats what you say. Best of all, when you feed it it does a MAGIC POOP.

 

 

Who doesn't want a flamingo that poops a MAGIC POOP? 

EVERYONE wants one!

Why wouldn't I buy this for you?

Silly question!

This was the gift I didn't buy for night 7, because clearly this is a gift for night #2.