On the eighth night of Channukah, I did not buy for you...

Channukah's over. There's just one gift left that I didn't buy for you.

This is a Pocket Hose.

It's the hose that grows.

It's so easy...

Just turn on and watch it grow.

Easy to handle.

Is that a hose in your pocket, or...

Why didn't I buy this?

That's the beauty of the Pocket Hose. You don't have to buy it to make the jokes.

You just have to know that it exists.

(Buying it would be too kinky. Never good for a hose.)