On the fourth night of Channuka, I did not buy for you...

It's the fourth night of Hanukah! The last night of the first half! Think of all that I haven't bought for Channukka!

Jim Beam Bacon Mustard (a real crock)

Boxer shorts hiding in a tin T.P. can on night Number Two (I said "Number Two"-- heh heh heh!)

The laziest utensil- it cracks me up!

While we are talking about tools to enable our laziness-- how about this:



No more exhausting bending to clean your feet! Think of that! I was going to include this last night, but I was tired from all that typing.

But that's not what I'm not giving you tonight. What I'm not giving you tonight is this:

This is a pop-up hot dog toaster.

Okay, here are the questions:

1. Do you need an appliance to warm your buns?

2. Do you need an appliance to get your weiner hot?

3. Do you need an appliance to pop your weiner up?

Now, if the answer to any of the above is "yes"-- I'm not here to judge, but--

I'm also not here to buy that appliance!