A. I live in Michigan.
B. It is January.
C. My refrigerator stopped working.
A + B should mean that C should not result, at least, in the spoilage of the entire contents of the refrigerator.
However:
D. Coinciding precisely with the breakdown of my refrigerator is a FREAKISHLY WARM SPELL. It was in the mid-sixties today.
My garage is NOT a walk-in cooler, not in January 2008, even though it HAS functioned as a walk-in cooler every other January that I have lived here.
Such is my luck.
